Scion Lion Sneak Attack Script
VIDEO AUDIO
Opening shot of the Scion vehicles on the car lot.
Cut to a shot of the salesman, talking with a young gentleman
in the Scion section in front of a Scion tC. Customer: “That's a sweet looking car. What is it?”
Salesman: “That's the Scion tC. Have you seen it around at all?”
While the two are talking, you can see the Scion Lion sneaking
around behind the two of them, getting closer to the both of them.
Cut to a closeup of the customer. Customer: “Yeah, I have. A few classmates of mine bought them after we graduated.”
Cut to closeup of salesman. Salesman: “Graduated from college?”
Cut to shot of the two of them talking. Customer: “Yeah.”
Salesman: “They got themselves a deal then. If you are six months from graduating, or
While the lines are being said, you can see the Scion Lion creeping have graduated in the past two years from a qualifying 2-year or 4-year program, you
behind them, continuing to get closer. get a $700 rebate off the price of the vehicle.”
Cut to closeup of customer. Customer: “Wow, that's really good. So I'd still qualify then since I graduated a year and
a half ago?”
Cut to closeup of salesman.
Salesman: “Yep.”
Cut to shot of both of them.
Customer: “What other features does this thing have?”
Cut to closeup of salesman.
Salesman: “Auxiliary and USB plug ins, 8 speakers standard, hands free Bluetooth connectivity and a power tilt and slide panoramic glass moonroof.”
Cut to shot of the two talking. The Scion Lion is getting really close.
Customer: “You really do get a lot for the price.”
Salesman: “Yeah, you really do. You...”(he can't finish the whole sentence because of the Scion interrupting him)
The Scion Lion jumps out from behind a car.
Cut to closeup of the Scion Lion. Scion Lion: “Sneak attack!!”
The Scion Lion and the salesman get into a slap fight, slapping each
others hands mostly. The camera is focused on the two of them.
The Scion Lion gets tired and starts to get beat. Scion Lion: “Truce!” (breathing heavily) “Truce! Please, truce!”
Salesman: “Fine, now git!”(the salesman gives a big hand motion for the lion to leave)
The Scion Lion runs off, roaring sadly the entire time.
The camera pans back and you see the customer still standing there,
awkwardly. The salesman is breathing slightly heavily. Salesman: “So...”
Right after the salesman says the line, it cuts to a black screen with
the same silver Scion logo information from the other videos. The black
screen kind of acts like it's cutting off the line.
(c) 2012 Elliot De Wit